Flaunting Your Wealth in Three Easy Steps

After a week filled with work, and writing too many words in too few hours, I needed to relax by doing something with my hands instead of with my brain.


Melissa provided me with a crisp dollar bill, a needle and thread, and some instructive aid.


I don't like patches and I don't like pins, but I've long been longing for a dollar bill on my denim jacket. With spring coming, and hipsters in the air, I thought it was about time for some DIY in the UK. Hey, England: You probably didn't know, but this is what freedom looks like.


"Oh, great," said my father. "That way, all the terrorists will know you're American."